Jess D'Zerts Café

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79490617143050342012011-07-08T09:22:55.214-07:00Jess D'Zerts CaféA Feast for the Eyes, and Possibly Some Other Body PartsJess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comBlogger1921100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-89655625408470691742011-03-16T15:27:00.000-07:002011-03-16T15:28:45.751-07:00Got Milk?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-11624482190321858632010-03-20T11:05:00.000-07:002010-03-20T11:05:00.246-07:00Let the springing commence.

created on iPhone using Scribble app

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-37969303913898425742010-02-14T10:59:00.000-08:002010-02-14T10:59:00.713-08:00Pierce That!

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Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-9894475441923558142009-10-29T08:52:00.000-07:002009-10-29T08:52:01.086-07:00Trick or Treat?

Click to Cher Your Mummy wallpaper!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-80269125483222453752009-10-21T10:20:00.001-07:002009-10-21T10:22:30.084-07:00Limpid Pools, Sunny Side Up

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Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-62129084796464112022009-03-23T14:51:00.000-07:002009-03-27T15:34:59.019-07:00When lacking inspiration, simply illustrate the constellations of a galaxy far, far away.

created on iPhone using Scribble app

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-4058751468387887212009-03-19T13:49:00.000-07:002009-03-27T14:03:03.657-07:00D'Caff Is In D'Cup. Drink Up.

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Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-19178549118285989452009-03-17T14:09:00.000-07:002009-03-27T14:12:56.737-07:00No shamrock. I checked.

created on iPhone using Brushes app

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-30354679385861273732009-03-13T16:36:00.000-07:002009-03-25T20:00:38.872-07:00Woman in Red

created and altered on iPhoneusing Scribble and ezimba apps

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-65392063193450550922009-02-14T05:28:00.000-08:002009-03-25T20:00:17.750-07:00No Candy, Just a Flower

created on iPhone using Scribble app

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-33939391406629918452009-01-23T06:15:00.000-08:002009-03-25T19:59:47.530-07:00The WW

created on iPhone using Scribble app

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-17812813660895965582008-12-23T13:21:00.000-08:002008-12-23T13:26:31.838-08:00Having missed Halloween...

...Jessie does her best to creep you out now.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-49214608732961300982008-12-01T08:12:00.000-08:002008-12-01T08:14:05.337-08:00Why Jessie Is Not a Calligrapher

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-14516076749850408002008-11-04T08:20:00.000-08:002008-12-01T08:26:12.583-08:00Vote Yes, We Can.

Oh, yes, we can.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-50846293969024592942008-08-31T22:52:00.000-07:002008-12-01T08:16:33.783-08:00Van Morrison & Roger Waters at the Cafe

Happy 63rd Birthday, Van!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-57726908859371853632008-08-03T21:50:00.000-07:002008-12-01T08:15:14.668-08:00No, Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-49516134515314113122008-07-19T20:55:00.000-07:002008-07-19T20:55:00.415-07:00Whole Heap o' Zing

Red, red wineGoes to my headMakes me forget that IStill need her soRed, red wineIt`s up to youAll I can do I`ve donememories won`t gomemories won`t goI just thought that with timeThoughts of you would leave my headI was wrong, now I findJust one thing makes me forgetRed, red wineStay close to meDon`t let me be in loveIt`s tearin` apartMy blue, blue heartI just thought that with timeThoughts of

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-44263835354582507052008-07-01T21:01:00.000-07:002008-07-03T16:19:55.170-07:00One Night at the Cafe

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?Will it make it easier on you, now you got someone to blame?You say one love, one life, when it's one need in the night.One love, we get to share itLeaves you baby if you don't care for it.Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?You act like you never had love and you want me to go without.Well, it's too late tonight to drag the past

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-71245469960054005262008-06-13T17:10:00.000-07:002008-06-13T18:34:25.190-07:00Mmm, smarmy!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-59192731500643991992008-05-22T07:40:00.000-07:002008-05-22T10:13:04.473-07:00Oh, yeah? What color did you think it was?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-56915089109748568902008-04-15T06:15:00.000-07:002008-04-15T06:19:22.439-07:00Tax Day

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-67257881388155214912008-04-11T18:36:00.000-07:002008-04-12T19:01:15.590-07:00Soccerheads in Space

Green space.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-76643090104242484282008-03-31T05:34:00.001-07:002008-03-31T05:36:40.652-07:00Blessed Lugnuts

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-20914517897658448622008-03-19T09:57:00.001-07:002008-03-19T09:58:39.161-07:00It's getting pretty deep in here...

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-62744459588913799622008-03-09T06:40:00.000-07:002008-03-12T09:22:12.228-07:00You hear what happened at the Cafe last night?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-653797118785337542008-02-19T16:53:00.000-08:002008-02-19T17:14:55.685-08:00Experience

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-20381545359367484652008-02-07T19:34:00.000-08:002008-02-07T19:45:18.444-08:00Evolution Revolution . . .

Sing out, Loretta Lynn! by Jessie a quotation interpreted in pictures "Really that little dealybob is too far away from the hole. It should be built right in."

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-56956264339601533952008-01-31T21:49:00.000-08:002008-02-01T09:56:07.745-08:00Nightcap at the Cafe

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-57849983049517071822008-01-28T11:35:00.000-08:002008-01-28T11:49:49.765-08:00Jessie fiddles with a Flickr Toy, and you get . . .

Virginia Woolf by Jessiea quotation interpreted in pictures"The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself."

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-29489534910761485892008-01-01T15:33:00.000-08:002008-01-01T15:37:05.161-08:00Thrive!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-1366710298395694632007-12-29T09:44:00.000-08:002007-12-29T15:34:21.299-08:00Open Mike Night at the Cafe: Rockin' the Canon!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-29994182190439401662007-12-23T03:51:00.000-08:002007-12-23T09:44:07.156-08:00SantaMental Greetings

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-60289557904228692292007-12-11T09:05:00.000-08:002007-12-11T09:19:02.859-08:00This cafe was built one brick at a time.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-73462193754911662982007-12-10T13:56:00.000-08:002007-12-10T14:03:50.185-08:00The Last Twenty-Ninth

November 2007

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-244259794341505342007-12-09T08:48:00.000-08:002007-12-11T08:54:10.401-08:00À votre santé!

Become a regular visitor here at the Cafe!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-90319771004474527702007-12-05T15:07:00.000-08:002007-12-11T09:18:19.805-08:00Fleurs sur le Noir

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-23838928747398140252007-12-04T05:37:00.000-08:002007-12-11T05:43:52.053-08:00Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth - Primitive Radio Gods

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My HandJan lays down and wrestles in her sleepMoonlight spills on comic booksAnd superstars in magazinesAn old friend calls and tells us where to meetHer plane takes off from BaltimoreAnd touches down on Bourbon streetWe sit outside and argue all night longAbout a god we've never seenBut never fails to side with meSunday comes and all the papers

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-91103125166567381552007-12-01T11:22:00.000-08:002007-12-01T11:24:33.151-08:00Cat of Many Names

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-61721295177327260662007-11-30T07:45:00.000-08:002007-12-11T07:59:21.433-08:00Don't worry, he's sugar-coated.

Jess wonders: On what planet is it necessary to advertise sugar?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-83896351800072722582007-11-15T08:39:00.000-08:002007-11-17T12:34:33.411-08:00Love Your Lungs, Love Your Taste Buds.

Jess D'Zerts Cafe is a smoke-free environment.Live long. Breathe deep. Order the eyeball salad.Great American Smoke-Out Day, 2007

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-14205646250472286102007-11-10T11:22:00.000-08:002007-11-10T19:41:01.903-08:00Millionaires

Fortunately, the foxes have guns.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-35558901392044710882007-11-06T04:02:00.000-08:002007-11-06T06:46:44.229-08:00But he wasn't . . .

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-72029392427227123722007-11-04T05:04:00.000-08:002007-11-06T06:54:33.727-08:00Served Red-Hot!

Fresh Hawaiian Eyefish on the Flyfeatured in the forthcoming bookPele's Cooking School: One Fish at a TimeBarbeque like a Goddess!Lava Roasting, Salt-Water Steaming,& Other Heavenly Polynesian Techniquesby the renowned author of the best-sellersPele's Puke aʻo Lala(Pele's Book of How to Cook Over a Fire)andPele's Wiwi Pupu Puke(Pele's Skinny Snack Book)Mai e `ai Hawaiian EyefishWednesday only at

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-61956051326635991062007-10-30T06:57:00.000-07:002007-10-30T09:54:11.575-07:00Now Showing at the Ardis Theater

(WordCount 19406-19407 trunchbull pierce14571-14573 scrum dagger bernie19337-19339 och tingling bertha25656-25658 pumpkin shunt screeching)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-76203437424362142362007-10-27T13:21:00.000-07:002007-10-30T09:52:56.816-07:00Italian Sausage and Rice

In a large skillet, lightly brown:1 pound Italian sausage--sweet or hot, your preference (If your sausage is tubular, either slice it or squeeze it out of the casings and break it up into pieces small enough to share a fork with the other ingredients.)Remove it from the skillet with most of the fat.In the remaining fat, cook:1/2 cup chopped onion1 garlic clove, minced1/2 cup diced green pepper1

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-84181135040013925022007-10-16T11:01:00.000-07:002007-10-19T11:06:35.908-07:00The Tuesday Special is a popular choice.

Alma says the eyes are a lot like oysters.The purple lettuce creeps her out,but she needs the roughage.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-33944109524322472972007-08-06T05:49:00.000-07:002007-12-11T12:50:31.304-08:00Birthday - The Sugarcubes

She lives in this house over thereHas her world outside itScrapples in the earth with her fingers and her mouthShes five years oldThread worms on a stringKeeps spiders in her pocketCollects fly wings in a jarScrubs horse fliesAnd pinches them on a lineOhhh...She has one friend, he lives next doorTheyre listenening to the weatherHe knows how many freckles shes gotShe scratches his beardShes

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-29657891997917354882007-07-26T05:44:00.000-07:002007-12-11T06:00:23.240-08:00Motus - Seb Martel

Lyrics of Motus as translated by Google Translate:hold to them your words wellrelease to them your words wellthe words bite, the words killyou seek them your wordsit lose the wordsin a dead endI gum them your wordsI digest them bastardI chew them, your believed wordsbut they aggravate me these wordstraquacent it to me too isI erase them they ebbopen to see what it leavesthey are connected the

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-81292068789861638052007-07-25T15:46:00.000-07:002007-07-30T12:39:50.869-07:00Impulse: A Natural WordCount Poem

(Word Count 712-717: heart sent test attention story written)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-45902910451137855532007-07-24T04:09:00.000-07:002007-07-24T04:23:02.280-07:00The Eyes of Wickum Fhee

Tuesday Special: D'Zerts SaladFree to the first 100 diners!(A bargain at twice the price!)In a purple saladAre the eyes of Wickum Fhee.Eat the salad quickly!Do not let him look at thee!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-19425662903323592722007-07-23T11:10:00.000-07:002007-07-23T11:12:44.850-07:00A Void

Mr. Clean Goes Nefarious

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-17808696638815854902007-07-22T05:55:00.000-07:002007-12-11T05:57:20.224-08:00(You Want to) Make a Memory - Bon Jovi

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-73299411516367289102007-06-16T19:58:00.000-07:002007-06-16T20:00:03.995-07:00A Front

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-34049261752847080422007-06-11T08:15:00.001-07:002007-06-11T08:16:41.840-07:00A Scape

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-12985536379141136482007-06-10T09:55:00.000-07:002007-12-11T10:04:44.305-08:00What's Up, Duck?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-57302817304299877312007-06-09T05:31:00.000-07:002007-06-09T04:01:06.828-07:00Night and day, you are the one...

Cole Porter, born 9 June 1891

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-14494809205996884052007-06-08T05:23:00.000-07:002007-06-18T15:22:40.633-07:00Go for the flying snack.

Jess D'Zerts Cafe features a species-specific menu for those who eat like a bird.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-17655638728404269232007-06-03T19:44:00.000-07:002007-06-05T19:49:14.076-07:00Unhand Me

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-85524921551535001332007-06-02T08:46:00.000-07:002007-06-05T11:48:09.650-07:00Coming Soon to the Ardis Theater

(WordCount 3197-3198 moon matches2931-2932 dna washington19349-19351 deformed georg buns76859-76860 merrin croker34279-34281 rabid luna lex79702-79705 toomey laine wotcha nowicka19394-19396 drummond amorphous mixer38240-38241 reverent astrological8310-8311 stella candles)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-44724856919032082202007-05-28T18:53:00.000-07:002007-05-28T19:01:41.762-07:00Not Forgotten

Joe

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-63233423374050426822007-05-24T16:12:00.000-07:002007-05-24T16:15:00.278-07:00You know what they say . . .

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-50575189500188452282007-05-15T18:41:00.000-07:002007-05-15T18:42:36.307-07:00Have you met my ant & uncle?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-21653843445382020942007-05-09T17:31:00.000-07:002007-05-09T17:32:42.126-07:00Madame Curious

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-14479896407231917302007-05-08T16:14:00.000-07:002007-05-08T16:17:13.976-07:00Rogue

paper collage 2004, digitally altered 2007

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-68297879384541359652007-05-08T16:11:00.000-07:002007-05-08T16:17:49.208-07:00Five

paper collage 2004, digitally altered 2007

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-65273944865521366402007-05-07T13:20:00.000-07:002007-05-07T13:24:28.365-07:00Puzzles We'd Like to See

Speed Sudoku...for the busy executive orthe logic-impaired Sudoku junkie

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Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-24910767822104875232007-04-19T18:52:00.000-07:002007-04-19T18:57:17.105-07:00Nunnayore Business Cards, Invoice No. 7138

(WordCount 35519-35520 dodson autobahn7138-7143 gerald folly pots swedish monarch lieutenant)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-55007488000492999822007-04-18T05:38:00.000-07:002007-04-18T07:19:49.618-07:00Where My Heart Lives

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-86090675562324232272007-04-15T20:00:00.000-07:002007-04-15T20:27:30.714-07:00Mediterranean Bread Salad

Ten years ago, Mediterranean Bread Salad was sure to turn up at every potluck dinner. A year or two later it vanished, maybe because it's better in a bowl than on a plate.Sometimes I add a little feta cheese and maybe some black olives, and my personal preference is for sweet onion rather than red.Ingredients: 3 cups leftover wheat or rye bread1-1/2 cups chopped tomatoes1 cup chopped

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chalk on construction paper, 1953

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He was much better-looking than this!

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My father would glance up from washing the dishes, pound frantically on the window, slide it open, and yell, "Get away from there!" In the far corner of the yard, my dog would turn and look at him, consider the admonition, then climb the chainlink, wiggle between the top rail and the extra wire my father had strung six inches above it to prevent this very occurrence, and take off for his hour of

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-533735315120509142007-04-08T07:53:00.000-07:002007-04-08T07:54:39.366-07:00Today's Special

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(WordCount 5498-5499 rabbit nightmare66254-66257 skillful vicenzo mommy uddingston66266-66269 chiaro pithead mamaloni fribbins52046-52048 bunnies artless trattoria12879-12882 brooks deviance bunny rincewind)

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(WordCount 23489-23491 prostaglandin studs unfettered32287-32289 tinnitus undisciplined hiccups42525-42526 perturbation wilenius32303-32305 panicky Sidonius excreted4949-4950 seed fluid15249-15251 blush stricken vera66247-66248 purdey swooned62339-62340: ardis snoop)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-79798082678022932442007-04-01T11:51:00.000-07:002007-04-01T11:52:59.081-07:00Lick This!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-37237318032356442202007-03-31T08:52:00.000-07:002007-03-31T08:56:58.880-07:00Nunnayore Business Cards, Invoice No. 19380

(WordCount 42860-42861 perming parkway19380-19385 hodgson diplock amicable eastwood corrections lr)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-59458098522920421222007-03-25T08:52:00.000-07:002007-03-25T09:04:17.103-07:00Coming Soon to the Ardis Theater

Hmm, perhaps not coming all that soon...(WordCount 18928-18929 neal boulder81595-81596 goodhaven catt75422-75424 sox bewilder dorney40880-40881 wiggle footsie28411-28412 elgin joystick31603-31604 suzi gassendi12879-12882 brooks deviance bunny rincewind)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-89841762784679575702007-03-22T06:37:00.000-07:002007-03-22T06:50:03.770-07:00Floorplan

Fabric collage, Spring 1990

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Spring 1990

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Baby, don'tcha bump me'Cause I don't wanna cling.I don't wanna be your velcro woman.You can take your stuff and cram it, damn it.I ain't gonna let you jam it.I ain't gonna be there when you're comin'.Lyrics found in an old writing notebook. Melody forgotten. I have no idea when I wrote this, but apparently I was a little pissed off at someone!

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-91413435799243368792007-03-17T06:45:00.000-07:002007-03-18T10:28:41.230-07:00May the luck of the Irish enfold you.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-74130673414765587482007-03-06T17:15:00.000-08:002007-03-06T17:27:57.385-08:00Questin' an Anser

Big honkin' boo-boo,lookin' for a good goose inall the wrong places...

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-41629165671512320392007-03-04T11:33:00.000-08:002007-03-04T11:35:03.854-08:00Sunday Morning

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-70430934592918703802007-03-01T08:11:00.000-08:002007-03-01T08:26:33.397-08:00Genetic Manifesto

"Let the staid throat tear freein a glorying growl of creation...."--Bonnie Elizabeth Parker--Fingerpaints: not just for kindergardeners anymore!My late aunt, Bonnie Elizabeth Parker, was an extraordinary poet.Enjoy her work daily throughout 2007 at Dark Tigers.

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Heart of my garden,keeping seasons' rhythmic beat --bud, leaf, flame, weep, sleep.photo & haiku, autumn 1994

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-31321845276879623512007-02-22T12:43:00.000-08:002007-02-22T12:46:56.890-08:00Nunnayore Business Cards, Invoice No. 80799

(WordCount 18338-39: pendulum boulevard80799-800: elopement trendies)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-55864824620358491772007-02-20T11:55:00.000-08:002007-02-22T11:54:42.252-08:00Mothersea

Drawn to the oceanI walk along this crescent beachstopping to nudge a starfishor overturn a shell,the briny sealife smell a primal pull.I think of evolution, and the womb.I feel full with life.I first came to this beachin a childhood dream.I walked along this strip of sandsurrounded by portentous cliffs, andthere was no escapewhen the huge sea reached up to take me.Today I feel no fear. I'm

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-3511335298257307232007-01-24T16:14:00.000-08:002007-01-24T16:17:19.614-08:00Progress: A 2entences Memoir

Fifty years ago, the neighbor shot my dog with a pellet gun for peeing on his shrubbery, but times change. That type-A bastard died young, and "PISS ON BUSH" has evolved from landscape no-no to placard-worthy political sentiment.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-71616103727291974012007-01-20T04:39:00.000-08:002007-01-20T04:43:51.411-08:00Nunnayore Business Cards, Invoice No. 50492

(WordCount 50492-50496 gresley reenan indigent brainwashing transputers)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-2228136342769877812007-01-19T04:20:00.001-08:002007-01-19T04:26:52.029-08:00What's Cookin'

Psychedelic flapjacks?

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-27236496023662038602007-01-17T10:12:00.000-08:002007-01-17T10:56:59.837-08:00The Ardis Snoop: Page 2, May 16, 1973

Roger Streamwaters, representing the John Enough Development Corp., appeared before the Ardis Town Council Tuesday to seek approval of the corporation's plan to build an industrial complex for the manufacture, distribution, and maintenance of Cliff Campbell Portable Potties at the west end of Ardis.Moments after his presentatin, E.L.V.E.S. (Earth Lovers Vindicating Eco-Space) stormed the meeting

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-31574286251636791382007-01-16T10:53:00.000-08:002007-01-16T11:01:15.728-08:00Nunnayore Business Cards, Invoice No. 3555

(WordCount 3555-3557 roger stream waters266-267 john enough5138-5140 cliff campbell toilet)

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-16517478563911987252007-01-15T08:24:00.000-08:002007-01-17T10:14:49.041-08:00The Ardis Snoop: Front Page, May 9, 1973

The Ardis Town Council met Tuesday to consider two recent business license applications submitted for the unoccupied storefront on Pendulum Boulevard. Mayor Simpson presided.The second applicant, Benstead Seren, unbeknownst meany up from the city, took issue with the very existence of the first applicant, local resident T. Lessors. Argument ensued about "freakin' flyin' fantasy fairies."

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-78653960340108123462007-01-11T14:30:00.000-08:002007-01-11T14:36:59.459-08:00It was that kind of day . . .

. . . sometime in 2002.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-50153876920829307782007-01-09T13:17:00.000-08:002007-01-09T18:53:16.841-08:00Peak: A One-Sentence Memoir

You'd think having a bowl of Cheerios on a mountaintop would be the epitome of a "peak experience," but the children were tired of traveling and the cats wanted out of their crate.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-44485119219221828562007-01-06T01:15:00.000-08:002007-01-06T01:34:52.002-08:00Monkey Do

You can store bananas in the refrigerator. The skin gets ugly but the fruit itself will ripen more slowly.You can also freeze them for later use in smoothies or baking. Peel them first, lay them on a cookie sheet whole or cut in halves. Spread them out so the pieces freeze separately. Then put them into plastic bags or boxes loosely. Maybe separate layers with a double layer of wax paper or Saran

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-2928976314962204552007-01-05T01:18:00.000-08:002007-01-05T07:20:36.643-08:00Chic: A One-Sentence Memoir

Lydia and Jill were the kind of girls who could tie silk scarves around their necks and look chic, while I, doing the same, was a picture of unrequited hope.

Jess D'Zertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028778162363430904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7949061714305034201.post-52477874057609017622007-01-04T07:47:00.000-08:002007-01-04T07:49:30.381-08:00Six-Word Resolution 2

Play the game at SmithMag and The Huffington Post.

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