Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Mudslide: A One-Sentence Memoir
Too tired to drive the last hour to the mountains, we spent the night at a roadside campground, and so were not buried in the mudslide like the others.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Rubber: A One-Sentence Memoir
I never dreamed I'd find myself dangling upside down in a hollow tree looking for a four-year-old Rubbermaid box with an eraser in it, but there I was.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Akela: A 2entences Memoir
When the Cub Scout leader brought us a Christmas tree that his troop had decorated for the poor, he hinted that I might take him "upstairs" and thank him. Apparently he thought I was really, really, really poor.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Handcuffs: A 2entences Memoir
I suspect my boss was hoping to scandalize me when he called me over to look out the office window with him. Maybe he thought I'd never seen a naked man in handcuffs before.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Jump: A One-Sentence Memoir
When he offered to bring over his jumper cables to help me out, I waited a year and a half before he showed up, and then it wasn't "I'm sorry" that he said, but rather, "I've just gotten married."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Why I Don't Draw
In 1985, I acquired a copy of Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards. This was my first attempt at drawing myself from looking in the mirror. Friends who saw the drawing laughed. "Your nose is not that long," they said, but even at this very moment, it doesn't look all that disproportionate to me.
That should seem stranger to me than it does, because I've just spent some time playing around with this in Paint Shop Pro. I layered a photo of myself over the drawing to see how the features lined up. My friends were right--the nose was laughably long. So I fooled around with it a little, using Paint Shop Pro to shorten it. In the throes of laughter over the length of the nose, nobody mentioned that my eyes are not that big either. And the rest of it was somewhat misaligned as well. One by one, I selected features, resized them a bit, and placed them in better alignment with the features in my photo.
In the two samples below, I used a mirror-image of the photo to see how it lined up with the drawing. The drawing, of course, is what I see in the mirror, while a photograph is what others see as they look at me, the opposite. By mirroring the photo, I was able to see how the right side of the drawing face lined up with the same side of my face in the photo, and likewise with the left.
Then I tried reconstructing using both sides of the face, a left and a right, to make a complete face.
Below is the drawing as it appears after the adjustments. I can see that it looks more proportionate than the original sketch, but I can't see that either drawing looks like me.
Out of curiosity, at some point I mirrored the drawing, to see whether it looked any more like the photo. I was stunned when I saw the mirrored version.
This face is totally lopsided! I don't think my actual face is this lopsided, although I know my right eye generally does not open as much as my left.
I think it's really weird that, even though I can see how lopsided the mirrored image is, neither the original image nor the modified image seems particularly lopsided to me.
Returning now to the first pair of images with photo overlays, both the mirrored right and the mirrored left seem to be shaped about right, so maybe I really am lopsided.
Huh... who knew!
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
Piquant Chickpea Salad
Drain and rinse the contents of:
I like to use green onions for the visual appeal. If I use sweet onion, I might add some sliced black olives to add the visual interest.
This is a nice salad to take to a potluck. You can make it the day before. Take it out of the fridge ahead of time and let it come back to room temperature for better flavor.
This recipe is slightly tweaked from the original in one of my favorite cookbooks, Lean and Luscious and Meatless by Bobbie Hinman and Millie Snyder (c. 1992, Prima Publishing, Rocklin, CA).
two 15-oz. cans of chickpeas, a.k.a. garbanzo beans (if you've cooked some yourself, use about 3-4 cups for this recipe)Put the beans in a bowl and add:
1/3 cup finely chopped onions (green or sweet)In a shaker or separate bowl, combine:
1/3 cup red wine vinegarPour over bean & onion mixture. Chill several hours to blend flavors, stirring occasionally so all your beans get a chance to bathe in the glory.
3 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 teaspoons sugar
1/4 teaspoon parsley flakes
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon pepper
salt to taste
I like to use green onions for the visual appeal. If I use sweet onion, I might add some sliced black olives to add the visual interest.
This is a nice salad to take to a potluck. You can make it the day before. Take it out of the fridge ahead of time and let it come back to room temperature for better flavor.
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This recipe is slightly tweaked from the original in one of my favorite cookbooks, Lean and Luscious and Meatless by Bobbie Hinman and Millie Snyder (c. 1992, Prima Publishing, Rocklin, CA).
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Saturday, December 9, 2006
Friday, December 8, 2006
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Cone of Silence
In 1987, I had no idea what kind of cone this was. Today I am amazed that I drew it well enough to recognize it in Trees of North America.
Monday, December 4, 2006
Flight: A One-Sentence Memoir
The summer I turned sixteen, he flew me over our neighborhood during the Fourth of July pool party, but that wasn't the time his plane went down.
Sunday, December 3, 2006
Saturday, December 2, 2006
Bottle Chant
Pink plastic, clear contents
Clear plastic, pink contents
Blue crookneck squirtstreamer
Amber squatty pumptop
Golden shapely whiffguster
Green capped misternozzle
Stenchstopper pitroller
Wee trial vial
Pilfersafe snagnail cursevoker
Cc-countcap facepucker syrupsaver
Ol' red rubbersides pluggerstopper hotterglugger
Fingerpresser aerobomb
Waxcolor candledrippy basketsitter
Scarlet sunray sillsitter windowfiller
Narrowneck sugarwater budbloomer
Aquachug bottomneck upender
Old glass summermorning porchdripper winterfreeze crackeruptor
New white polylight marketheavy emptystomper
Wristready nipplesucker
Longnecker bulb
Steakslopper shakedropper
Fatbottom herbglopper
Old glass skinnyneck poundbottom blocker
New poly squeezesides flipcap spurtplopper
Oceanmotion messagebobber
Brown glass balloon
Roundbasket spiritcorker
Tall green sway
Clear plastic, pink contents
Blue crookneck squirtstreamer
Amber squatty pumptop
Golden shapely whiffguster
Green capped misternozzle
Stenchstopper pitroller
Wee trial vial
Pilfersafe snagnail cursevoker
Cc-countcap facepucker syrupsaver
Ol' red rubbersides pluggerstopper hotterglugger
Fingerpresser aerobomb
Waxcolor candledrippy basketsitter
Scarlet sunray sillsitter windowfiller
Narrowneck sugarwater budbloomer
Aquachug bottomneck upender
Old glass summermorning porchdripper winterfreeze crackeruptor
New white polylight marketheavy emptystomper
Wristready nipplesucker
Longnecker bulb
Steakslopper shakedropper
Fatbottom herbglopper
Old glass skinnyneck poundbottom blocker
New poly squeezesides flipcap spurtplopper
Oceanmotion messagebobber
Brown glass balloon
Roundbasket spiritcorker
Tall green sway
photo by Ernest von Rosen (somewhat taller now!)
Friday, December 1, 2006
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