Don't worry, he's sugar-coated.

Jess wonders: On what planet is it necessary to advertise sugar?

Love Your Lungs, Love Your Taste Buds.

Jess D'Zerts Cafe is a smoke-free environment.
Live long. Breathe deep. Order the eyeball salad.

Great American Smoke-Out Day, 2007

Millionaires

Fortunately, the foxes have guns.

But he wasn't . . .

Served Red-Hot!

Fresh Hawaiian Eyefish on the Fly

featured in the forthcoming book
Pele's Cooking School: One Fish at a Time
Barbeque like a Goddess!
Lava Roasting, Salt-Water Steaming,
& Other Heavenly Polynesian Techniques

by the renowned author of the best-sellers
Pele's Puke aʻo Lala
(Pele's Book of How to Cook Over a Fire)
and
Pele's Wiwi Pupu Puke
(Pele's Skinny Snack Book)

Mai e `ai Hawaiian Eyefish
Wednesday only at the Cafe.
Reservations required.
Grass skirt attire forbidden.
(Ardis fire ordinance 11-307).