Saturday, December 29, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth - Primitive Radio Gods
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand
Jan lays down and wrestles in her sleep
Moonlight spills on comic books
And superstars in magazines
An old friend calls and tells us where to meet
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on Bourbon street
We sit outside and argue all night long
About a god we've never seen
But never fails to side with me
Sunday comes and all the papers say
Ma Teresa's joined the mob
And happy with her full time job
Am I alive or thoughts that drift away?
Does summer come for everyone?
Can humans do what prophets say?
If I die before I learn to speak
Can money pay for all the days I lived awake
But half asleep?
A life is time, they teach you growing up
The seconds ticking killed us all
A million years before the fall
You ride the waves and don't ask where they go
You swim like lions through the crest
And bathe yourself in zebra flesh
I've been downhearted baby
Ever since the day we met
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Love Your Lungs, Love Your Taste Buds.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Served Red-Hot!
Pele's Cooking School: One Fish at a Time
Barbeque like a Goddess!
Lava Roasting, Salt-Water Steaming,
& Other Heavenly Polynesian Techniques
by the renowned author of the best-sellers
Pele's Puke aʻo Lala
(Pele's Book of How to Cook Over a Fire)
and
Pele's Wiwi Pupu Puke
(Pele's Skinny Snack Book)
Mai e `ai Hawaiian Eyefish
Wednesday only at the Cafe.
Reservations required.
Grass skirt attire forbidden.
(Ardis fire ordinance 11-307).
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Now Showing at the Ardis Theater
(WordCount 19406-19407 trunchbull pierce
14571-14573 scrum dagger bernie
19337-19339 och tingling bertha
25656-25658 pumpkin shunt screeching)
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Italian Sausage and Rice
1 pound Italian sausage--sweet or hot, your preference (If your sausage is tubular, either slice it or squeeze it out of the casings and break it up into pieces small enough to share a fork with the other ingredients.)Remove it from the skillet with most of the fat.
In the remaining fat, cook:
1/2 cup chopped onionAdd to the skillet:
1 garlic clove, minced
1/2 cup diced green pepper
1 cup sliced fresh mushrooms (or a 4-oz. can, drained)
a 1-pound can of tomatoes (diced is good)Simmer 5 minutes, stirring frequently.
1/2 cup ketchup
1/4 teaspoon basil
1/4 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
Remove from heat and add:
2 cups cooked rice (I like Basmati or Uncle Ben's Converted in this recipe)Put the sausage back into the skillet also, and stir to combine all ingredients well.
Pour into a greased casserole with a cover. (If I remember correctly, my 1.6 liter Corningware French White casserole is adequate unless I double the recipe which, because it's so yummy, I almost always do. This is one of those dishes that's even better the next day.)
Bake, covered, in a preheated 375°F oven for 45 minutes.
Leaving cover in place, remove casserole from oven and let stand for 10 minutes before serving.
Top with chopped fresh parsley if you have it (I rarely do).
Serve with grated Parmesan cheese.
Makes 4-6 servings.
This has always been one of my favorite recipes from Woman's Day Encyclopedia of Cookery (First Edition, c. 1966; Fawcett Publications, Inc., New York; Volume 10, page 1636). The aromas are tantalizing! Cook the Basmati, which means "queen of fragrance,", to whet your appetite while you're cutting up the veggies. Then you might just as well let yourself drool when the sautéing of the sausage releases the beguiling smell of fennel. You're gonna anyway, so just go with it! But don't lean over the skillet!
And unless you're really committed to bland flavors, go with the hot sausage! When all is said and done, it will not be as hot as medium salsa. It will jjust be fabulously, addictively delicious.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, August 6, 2007
Birthday - The Sugarcubes
She lives in this house over there
Has her world outside it
Scrapples in the earth with her fingers and her mouth
Shes five years old
Thread worms on a string
Keeps spiders in her pocket
Collects fly wings in a jar
Scrubs horse flies
And pinches them on a line
Ohhh...
She has one friend, he lives next door
Theyre listenening to the weather
He knows how many freckles shes got
She scratches his beard
Shes painting huge books
And glues them together
They saw a big raven
It glided down the sky
She touched it
Ohh...
Today is a birthday
Theyre smoking cigars
Hes got a chain of flowers
And sows a bird in her knickers
Ohhh...
Theyre smoking cigars
They lie in the bathtub
A chain of ... flowers
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Motus - Seb Martel
Lyrics of Motus as translated by Google Translate:
hold to them your words well
release to them your words well
the words bite, the words kill
you seek them your words
it lose the words
in a dead end
I gum them your words
I digest them bastard
I chew them, your believed words
but they aggravate me these words
traquacent it to me too is
I erase them they ebb
open to see what it leaves
they are connected the words
the words break out
declad themselves, diffuse themselves
in message words
I you grapeshot of textos
blue words of word crudes
of through too
end the wordthe word shocks, small frustrates
open to see what it leaves there
they bersent me your words
upset it to me is beautiful
they charm us but they wear
buckle it and then sleeps
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Eyes of Wickum Fhee
Monday, July 23, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Friday, June 8, 2007
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Coming Soon to the Ardis Theater
(WordCount 3197-3198 moon matches
2931-2932 dna washington
19349-19351 deformed georg buns
76859-76860 merrin croker
34279-34281 rabid luna lex
79702-79705 toomey laine wotcha nowicka
19394-19396 drummond amorphous mixer
38240-38241 reverent astrological
8310-8311 stella candles)
Monday, May 28, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Monday, May 7, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Mediterranean Bread Salad
Sometimes I add a little feta cheese and maybe some black olives, and my personal preference is for sweet onion rather than red.
Ingredients:
3 cups leftover wheat or rye breadInstructions:
1-1/2 cups chopped tomatoes
1 cup chopped cucumber
1/2 cup chopped red onion
2 tablespoons olive oil
3 tablespoons lemon juice
3 tablespoons water (optional as needed)
2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon dried dill weed
Cut bread into bite-sized cubes, spread on baking sheet, and dry in oven at 350 degrees for about 10 minutes. Set aside to cool. (I've been known to skip this step.)
Combine liquids and seasonings in large bowl and whisk to blend. Add the chopped vegetables and mix thoroughly. Add bread cubes last and toss until well mixed.
Chill several hours or overnight, mixing several times. Stir before serving. (Okay, I admit it, I do not get up in the middle of the night to mix my salad. Sue me.)
127 calories/serving (1 veg, 1 fat, 1 bread)
From Lean and Luscious and Meatless by Bobbie Hinman and Millie Snyder (c. 1992, Prima Publishing, Rocklin, CA), p. 106.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Monday, April 9, 2007
Freedom: A 2entences Memoir
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Starts Friday at the Ardis Theater
(WordCount 5498-5499 rabbit nightmare
66254-66257 skillful vicenzo mommy uddingston
66266-66269 chiaro pithead mamaloni fribbins
52046-52048 bunnies artless trattoria
12879-12882 brooks deviance bunny rincewind)
Monday, April 2, 2007
The Ardis Snoop: Prostaglandin Studs Unfettered!
(WordCount 23489-23491 prostaglandin studs unfettered
32287-32289 tinnitus undisciplined hiccups
42525-42526 perturbation wilenius
32303-32305 panicky Sidonius excreted
4949-4950 seed fluid
15249-15251 blush stricken vera
66247-66248 purdey swooned
62339-62340: ardis snoop)
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Coming Soon to the Ardis Theater
(WordCount 18928-18929 neal boulder
81595-81596 goodhaven catt
75422-75424 sox bewilder dorney
40880-40881 wiggle footsie
28411-28412 elgin joystick
31603-31604 suzi gassendi
12879-12882 brooks deviance bunny rincewind)
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Why Jessie's Not a Rock Star
Baby, don'tcha bump me
'Cause I don't wanna cling.
I don't wanna be your velcro woman.
You can take your stuff and cram it, damn it.
I ain't gonna let you jam it.
I ain't gonna be there when you're comin'.
Lyrics found in an old writing notebook. Melody forgotten. I have no idea when I wrote this, but apparently I was a little pissed off at someone!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Genetic Manifesto
in a glorying growl of creation...."
--Bonnie Elizabeth Parker--
My late aunt, Bonnie Elizabeth Parker, was an extraordinary poet.
Enjoy her work daily throughout 2007 at Dark Tigers.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Heart
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Mothersea
Drawn to the oceanwritten ca. 1991
I walk along this crescent beach
stopping to nudge a starfish
or overturn a shell,
the briny sealife smell a primal pull.
I think of evolution, and the womb.
I feel full with life.
I first came to this beach
in a childhood dream.
I walked along this strip of sand
surrounded by portentous cliffs, and
there was no escape
when the huge sea reached up to take me.
Today I feel no fear. I'm grown
and can take care of myself here.
Now the rhythm of the water's surge and ebb
is broken
by a sneaker wave
heaving toward me darkly.
I stumble up a great black rock,
grasping at gritty crags,
pulling myself from the ocean's reach.
The sneaker wave takes the beach,
crashes on rocks below my feet,
splashes, salty, over me.
Gasping, I wait for the wave's retreat,
jump from the rock
and run up the beach
cold and wet and foolish.