The Ardis Snoop: Page 3, March 1, 1969

At a meeting of the town council Wednesday morning, entrepreneurs Peng Flanker and Apical Strat, up from the city, requested that the town of Ardis grant them a business license and liquor permit for a new drinking and dancing establishment to be located on Pendulum Boulevard. Town fathers seemed inclined to grant the paperwork until town mothers took a stand.

"There will be no Booby Nuggets in Ardis," one mother insisted. "In this town, pasties are something to eat, not something to wear."

As it was almost lunchtime, everyone agreed about the pasties. The meeting was adjourned and reconvened at Jess D'Zerts Cafe.*


*What can I say?


(WordCount 19299-19302 peng flanker apical strat
44145-44146 booby nuggets
62339-40: ardis snoop
18338-39: pendulum boulevard)