Sex, The Love Shit God
Yeah, we've all
been there before,
haven't we?
Out of nowhere
Eros rises up.
Feel the heat?
Think about it...
...already breathing
heavy, are we?
Hard to kiss
in that condition.
Breathe through your nose!
Groping, rubbing,
clothing-tugging--
Draw the line there?
Fat chance of that!
We're in it now.
We succumb.
Lose the wardrobe!
Do the deed!
Sweet jesus, feel the heat!
Next thing you know,
you're hooked on it.
It's like a drug!
Eventually you get
--how shall we
say it?--involved.
Did you notice
the anagram?
In love, VD!
An obvious dark side!
But love itself
is a disease!
Look! The "L" word
has slipped in!
You didn't even notice!
Now you're thinking
you have a relationship.
Feel the warmth?
Comfy, isn't it?
Poor little fool!
You're headed for a fall!
Suddenly one day
with warning or not,
everything's changed.
You're left hanging,
broken-hearted.
Feel the burn?
Save yourself the grief!
Beware the love shit god!
Want to feel some heat?
Get an electric blanket!
(QueryCount 1-5: sex the love shit god)
